The Descent

Morlocks crash the Ya-Ya Sisterhood weekend.

BUT, parts were creepy. Not just stupid-scary-you-knew-there-was-a-baddie-hanging-from-the-ceiling (though there's enough of that, too), but actually creepy. I agree with this guy:

"While the movie has wonderful moments of unmotivated tension that make sure we're quite ill at ease from the beginning, it's also got a few too many of the kind of cheap boo-scares that indicate a director not fully trusting his grip on you."

It was, however, another movie that couldn't figure out how to end, and in lieu of doing something well, just went for stupid. Yeah, yeah, there's an underlying sense that this woman can never escape the ickiness of her past, but mostly the end was a cop out. Matinee or Netflix it.

Possible morals:
Spelunking is a stupid sport
SONAR is funky
Caves are creepy
Never trust an Asian woman to be your tour guide