Literary Genius

One evening this week, I was flipping through channels vainly searching for something entertaining enough to watch, and I landed on Stacked. (Uh, gag me.) I was there just long enough to hear this exchange:

Lame Guy: If you say "sex" one more time--
Skyler (Pamela Anderson): Sex!
Lame Guy: Skyler--
Skyler: Boobies!

Ah, yes, the intellectual stimulation.

I read a book.