Jesus Don't Play That

If you want to know how to P-shift (change your physical form into some other physical form--say, a muskrat), this guy can explain how to do just that. Here's a hint: one can achieve such a transformation only through prayer and Jesus Christ. But you only get one shot: Jesus don't take kindly to people shifting from muskrat to wombat to tree slug all willy-nilly.

Scooter found this. Thanks for adding to the quality of all our lives!