Speaking of Expensive Crap

When it's possible to buy a toddler a $270 terrycloth robe, The Rapture is closer than you think. (thanks, planetdan!)



It also comes in blue or white. No, you don't get all three for $270, but wouldn't that just be a steal?!

If you think $270 is too steep for a two-year-old's robe, you can opt for the small plush horse:



It, too, comes in pink, blue, or white (they match the robes exactly, it's so sweet!), and is a paltry $205.

I think Hermes should join with MasterCard and run this ad:

Plush, huggable horse in blue, pink, or white: $205.

Soft terrycloth robe to match the horse: $270.

Raising an egocentric child who knows money is everything: Priceless.