Bad Bovine Humor
Me: What did the cow saw to the bull who said something ridiculous?
Eryn: I don't know, what?
Me: That's bullshit.
Eryn: Mom! That's silly. What did the cow say when the bull said something ridiculous?
Me: What?
Eryn: That's bullshit.
Me: You just wanted to say "bullshit."
Eryn: Yes!